فاس نيوز ميديا جريدة الكترونية جهوية تعنى بشؤون و أخبار جهة فاس مكناس – متجددة على مدار الساعة
welcome to the new episode of our thrilling show, “girando scandals: the fake hero!” where we take you on a journey to canada, the capital of digital blackmail and selling out one’s homeland in easy installments!
girando, the reverse “robin hood”—he doesn’t steal from the rich to give to the poor; instead, he steals the truth to fuel illusions! yes, this is the man who, when he plugs in his phone charger, charges up lies and digital incitement for free!
they say girando possesses an extraordinary talent: when he opens his mouth, rumors pour out; when he types on his keyboard, fabrications scatter—all under the slogan, “serving foreign agendas at competitive prices!”
girando has mastered the “art of fictional storytelling” so well that if he entered a fantasy writing competition, he’d be disqualified—not because he’s bad, but because the judges would deem him a professional, not an amateur!
so, girando, how’s your digital incitement game going today? have you reached the final level in the defamation and extortion league? are you earning extra experience points from your “foreign sponsors”?
but we don’t blame you, girando—every fake hero needs a fictional story to tell his delusional dreams! as for us, we prefer the truth and choose to live in reality, where love for one’s country isn’t a commodity subject to international bidding.
finally, a piece of advice for you, girando: if you ever get bored of your lies, try the truth for once—it’s a refreshing experience, trust me!
source: fes news media
